Is it wrong that these very secret Lord of the Rings diaries crack me up? I can't help it. If you've heard people quoting lines like "pervy hobbit fancier" and "still not king" and "aloof unavailable elf princess," this is where all that came from.

Anyway (these are best read in this order - from top to bottom, that is):

These refer to the events of The Fellowship of the Ring:

Aragorn's diary

Legolas' diary

Boromir's diary

Frodo's diary

Samwise's diary

Gandalf's diary

Pippin's diary

Saruman's diary

Gimli's diary

Meriadoc's diary

Ringwraith No. 5's diary

Gollum's diary

Arwen's diary

Elrond's diary

Sauron's diary

These refer to the events of The Two Towers (and possibly also Fellowship):

Aragorn's diary (part two)

Theoden's diary

(that's it, so far; I'll add links here as more are added)

Note: There has been some confusion ever since I first posted these links. I'm not the author of these diaries, but a mere weblogger who linked to the diaries. Cassie Claire wrote the diaries and posted them first to her livejournal. When I first posted links, there weren't any websites that collected the diaries. Because it's important to read the diaries in order, I linked to separate entries in Cassie Claire's livejournal in order. Anyhow. If you want to talk to Cassie Claire or read the diaries as they are posted, visit Cassieclaire's livejournal.

Thanks so much! these are very good, especially legolam's, er, legolas's.

Heyz~!!..Really cool & ULTIMATELY hilarious..=)..A job definetely well DOne~!! *grin*

Even as an obsessive Lord of the Rigs fan, I say these are very funny. MWA HA HA. I agree, especially Legolas's. MWA HAA.

LoL!! "Still the prettiest" LoL! *cracks up* SO funni! tee hree hree! Can't wait to read Gollum's! *snarf* I wonder who he's into...O_o;; o and u should sooooo do one for bill the pony! lol, it could be like, "Think Sam is obbsesing over me. Am scared. Though rather excited, too.." lol, GREAT job!

soooooo funny,especially Legolas's not laughed that much in ages!!!

I recently heard about these diaries from a friend and I love them!!!! Completely hilarious! I just wanted to say that these are genius!!

Ok even if you haven't seen the movie these are still the funniest diaries I have ever read...including my sisters....

These diaries are sooooooooooooooooooooo good there very funny!!!!!!!!!!!They are just so good it makes you beg to red more of it!!!!!!!!!!!You go!

OMG!!!!! I totally laughed my a** off! This is my style of humor and I think it is great. Can't wait to read any new ones.

These are really funny. But i must tell you-Iam obsessed with Legolas. HE IS THE PRETTIEST!!! lol. He is hot!! I am in love with him!!

~Erin~

Verryyyy coool... *grinz* I Love it! Hilarious... ESPECIALLY legolas and Arwen.... Quoting : What masculinity?

*thumbz up*

i love

"Caught Legolas waxing soles of Aragorn?s boots, thus explaining why Aragorn keeps collapsing into his arms. Tricky elf."

it is sooo great

i laughed and laughed. 'still not king' still cracks me up. once i went on the internet at my school library and me and and a friend couldnt stop laughing cuz of the diaries. the libarian had to come over and tell us to shut up.

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER EVER EVER READ!!!!!!! LOL! ^-^ I LOVE ALL OF THEM! THANKS 4 MAKING ME LAUGH. =P ^-^

Hehe, these r soooo funny! couldn't stop laughing even tho i read it over and over again. I love the Legolas diary! LOL,

Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

haha, still the prettiest. LMAO, make one for galadriel and the others hehe. Keep them coming!

These diaries are much, much more than hilarious. As a LOTR obsessive, I laughed for hours. It has been ages since I laughed so hard. And although I hate anyone who makes fun of Frodo or Elijah Wood, here I must make an exception. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE make more. Bilbo, Galadriel anyone!!!

These are hilarious, great, unforgeteble, wonderfull, amazing, simply the best, well, you get the point now :) Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, make more!!!!

And by the way, I've found different diary of Saruman. If you want to read it, go here:

flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/saruman.htm (without www)!

It's not so hilarious, but it sure is funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE "Now understand what Gandalf meant about there being scarier things than Orcs." THIS IS THE COOLEST DIARY SET

I read all of these, and i have never laughed so much in my life! Thought i would be offended since i am in love with Boromir, but it's still funny! Loved "There's no Gap in Rohan - not even a Banana Republic"!

Genius. Pure genius!

Hi,Do you know Elijah Wood email address if you might know it. Hope to hear from you.

LEGOLAS IS WICKED HOT.. MINE ALL MINE, i loved ur site, it rocked, especially legolas's it was funny! laters!

LOL Oh my god Casse do you know how to tickle someones funny bone,But we must know are you gonna do diaries for lord of the rings the two towersplz do your stories crack me up.

omg the diaries are sooooo funny!!! I was really laughing out loud! heeheehee i gave the link to my friends to they enjoyed it aswell.

hey, 17yrold brit dude here, cassandra, you are WICKED girl! dont stop!!!! love these diaries. i was reading them in my school library and laughed so hard i did the most embarrising snort. (since that-i still darent enter)

oh, mein gott! you are utterly butterly brilliant! i liked legolas', aragorn's and saruman's the best :S

i loved them, i really like legolas's. "i.e perfect hair, and butt like granite" omg that was the funnest thing i have ever read in my life, make more, ur doing a good job, know that i'v read them, when ever i watch the movie, i always think about what the diary's were talking about and i laugh

Cassie claire u rock!!

btw there r new diaries for TTT every1 and there r full of hilariousity! not all of them r up yet but they r still v. groovsum. to cassie claires live journal every1 for she is the maker of all that is fab!

i laughed so hard i fell off my bed. Legolas and Aragorn's were my favorites. i can't wait to read more.

I think these r the best they r so funny I luv Gandalf's first entry.

I totally agree wiv Erin Legolas is soooooo sexy. These

You really need to do one for Faramir and Galadrial. also, maybe one for Celeborn. You are so damn good at this. Well, i just realised how demading i souned. Well, maybe i should say, it would be a good idea if you were too do one for Faramir, Galadrial and Celeborm. hows that sound? well. c-ya anyhow. Bye

YEEHAA!!

i luved them all!!!

coulddnt pick a favorite....duz anyone else think Aragorn eceptionally hot??

DO SUM 4 THA 2ND MOVIE!!!!!!!

they ROK and i wanna c sum more :)

He he! have been fan of the diaries since they startd, so am glad to see more and more peeps supporting Cassandra Clare - did u know they do 'sam will kill you if u try anything' and 'still the prettiest' tops? And that Elijah Wood and others have read them? Also, is this a U.K site, cos feel i and friends are the only english peeps who laugh till fall on floor cos of these, and need to be proved that others from U.K love them like me!*grins hopefully*

AWESOME i've sent these to all my friend's and they love them! I think on of the funniest is Gollums personal ad in the Shire Weekly :-)

OMG Legolases is SO funy make 1 for tom bomadel qote"kno orks good for some thing".

I LOVE THE DIARIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think they are great!

I love the one about frodo, Ihave a ? has any of the cast of lord of the rings emailed you?

N

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Wayz keep up the diaries because every one loves them! and my friend would love them and all my other friends would to.

You should post your picture up, and make a book, And you should start doing other movies like Harry Potter or something, or like Dare devil.

KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING

ILOVE THEM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!

1 word...AWSOME!!!

Cool! Keep writting.

HAHAHA!! those diaries were hilarious!! I liked Boromir's and Legolas' best.

lol!!! i love these!!! my friends told me they were funny, but they didn't tell me that they were funny enough to almost make me piss myself! nice find!

Cassie Claire, a mark of sheer genius!
Keep them coming, cant wait for TTT
'Aloof unavaliable Elf Princess!'

I love Lord Of The Rings.I'm so number 1 fan!!!!I read these diaries every night and they still make me laugh so hard I cry!My fav. is Frodo's and Sam's. qoute *did not know why he sucked my toes but sure it's some sort of elvish medicine*LOL!!I would love if you made more

I think it's the funniest thing every time someone says "if he tries anything,Sam will kill him." Also, Legolas is so conceited. "I am afraid I am devloping a tangle" and" I'm still the prettiest." I will never be able to watch the movies again without cracking up. And I agree with everyone that says Elrond doesn't look good in purple.

I think it's the funniest thing every time someone says "if he tries anything,Sam will kill him." Also, Legolas is so conceited. "I am afraid I am devloping a tangle" and" I'm still the prettiest." I will never be able to watch the movies again without cracking up. And I agree with everyone that says Elrond doesn't look good in purple.

I think Aragorn is the hottest guy in the universe, but I've got to admit that the fact that he doesn't wash his hair is a bit of a turn-off. And just because Isildur was a pervy hobbit fancier doesn't mean he has to be. OMG! I wish he was straight, but I guess he is if circles are straight.LOL! I love him anyway. Is that so wrong?

I think the diaries are wicked. My friend brought them in to school one day and all day I got told off for laughing. I think you should make more for TTT and ROTK. I'll be watching for more!

I think Aragorn is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot and think manly stubble and constantly wet/sweaty hair is such a turn on. Legolas just can't compare. The diaries are hilarious, keep 'em coming.

this is pathetic. i read all these this past summer where are the other TTT diaries or is miss casandra to busy!?!

really cool!
i love it!i like legolas so much!the wed is awesome~

These diaries aren't from the people in the lord of the rings.......they don't talk like that......they say " the darkness is rising" you say " it's getting dark out" there is a difference!